The Twits

The Twits

Firstly I would Mr Twit hates his wife with a passion.Mrs Twit despises Mr Twit.

They both love nothing more than playing wicked tricks one one another.Sooner or later.Things are going to go too far.

Mr Twit is one half of a horrible couple.He and his wife will never know why ended up as a married couple.

The other thing you need to know about Mr Twit is that he has a Long,Bristly,Dirty and smelly Beard

That he has never washed and probably never will.As a result of him not cleaning his beard it is full of Leftover like,Cornflakes,Stilton cheese and other foods.

Mrs Twit is ugly as well a very nasty person.”But before she meet her husband she a lovely face but after she meet her husband her face grow to be uglier and uglier each year.Mrs Twit also has one glass eye.She plays tricks on her husband  as well as other unfortunate people and creatures that meet with her.

I rate this book a 9/10
Author Road Dahl