Dear Dumb Diary: Can Adults Become Humans

Book review 11
Genre: Fiction
4/5

Jamie Kellie is around ten-ish and likes to speak her mind through writing in a dumb diary; hoping nobody reads the dumb diary of course. In this diary, she writes about her thoughts and how she think of other people. Also, she has problems and some things aren't going her way. Hope you enjoy

Jamie has one question on her mind at the moment, can adult become humans??? Because adults are not humans, I mean, they don't fart and one of the teachers, Mr VanDoy doesn't even smile. Meanwhile that questions on her mind, she has other things to worry about.

She now has to go to the principal's office because of glueing a picture of a toothless bride, with and arrow sticking out of her head to Isabella's hair. Isabella and Jamie are best friends, but you don't want to be on her bad side: When her brother ate her chocolate she put an earthworm in her brother's mouth and taped it together. Talk about CRAZY.

While Jamie was in the principal's office she wore his glasses that made everything bigger. So when the ugly office lady came in, she was extra uglier than usual. This made Jamie screamed in fright and made the ugly office lady stumbling backwards into the counter and then knocking over candy, and THEN she slipped on the candy and fell backwards with her hip making a loud popping noise. the reason I'm telling you this is because the ugly office lady stopped working there and Jamie's Aunty replaced her... I mean bathing in a tub of dog slobber is better than having a relation work at your school!

Is Jamie going to find out the answer to her question!? Will she survive the horror of having a relative working at her school!? Are there any more problems that go on in this diary?

FIND OUT BY READING IT YOURSELF!!!

Personal View

I loved it! My favourite character is Isabella because she's the cheeky one and also won't stop doing something until she gets her way. Another thing that I like is Jamie's personality. She says things like "My mum is sorta like a lioness prowling the grasslands, instinctively hunting a microwavable zebra for the family because it takes to long to prepare a real zebra". 

The only thing for me is it's got part's where there's really girly girl stuff.